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Topic Subject:Zeke is Kong Fu Fighting!
Evolved
Zekeling
posted 07-16-06 08:37 PM EDT (US)         
This is an adaptation of the song 'Kong Fu Fighting'.
I recommend you listen to it first unless you've heard it before (see this video on Youtube).
Read the below lyrics (or sing them!) while the song is playing.

There's also a cool little thing with pictures you can see here.


Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those Zeke's were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky Vinci men from funky Mianatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Mianan art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those Zeke's were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Battle Zeke and little Siege Zeke
He said here comes the little Desert Walker, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those Zeke's were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing

See the Zeke's Kong-Fu Fighting!

See the original thing here!

Remember, ask for more modding, and we might be able to make a mod that makes this happen in game!

[This message has been edited by Evolved (edited 10-23-2006 @ 09:41 PM).]

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Glassmage
Zekeling
posted 07-16-06 08:42 PM EDT (US)     1 / 11       
LOL! Good god! That was a fun poem. Nice job!

you can't spell 'ignorance' without IGN.
Evolved
Zekeling
posted 07-16-06 08:48 PM EDT (US)     2 / 11       
Thanks.

You checked the original thing out yet?

I made it as a sort of joke - try singing along with the real version and those lyrics!

Micster
Zekeling
posted 07-17-06 05:27 AM EDT (US)     3 / 11       
Great Poem. Already heard the orignal song, so this makes it all the more funnier. Great toon too.

Oh noes.
Evolved
Zekeling
posted 07-17-06 11:20 AM EDT (US)     4 / 11       
Thanks

Not sure about poem though, more like song.

ChaosMaster130
Zekeling
posted 07-17-06 11:05 PM EDT (US)     5 / 11       
This makes me wish there was a kong fu mode for zeke.

My Elder Glass Dragon+Glass fury+Your army=YOU PWNZRD!1!!1
NaturalViolence
Zekeling
posted 07-17-06 11:45 PM EDT (US)     6 / 11       
well there sort of is, in battle form his melee attack is a karate chop
Evolved
Zekeling
posted 07-20-06 11:22 PM EDT (US)     7 / 11       
Yeah.

That's actually how i got the idea.

ChaosMaster130
Zekeling
posted 07-20-06 11:35 PM EDT (US)     8 / 11       
I thought he swinged a wrench?

My Elder Glass Dragon+Glass fury+Your army=YOU PWNZRD!1!!1
Evolved
Zekeling
posted 07-20-06 11:42 PM EDT (US)     9 / 11       
He's got guns, a wrench and a fist.
dEVILdog666
Zekeling
posted 07-29-06 07:34 PM EDT (US)     10 / 11       
Nice job Evolved. When you look at the clips while you are listening to the actual music and singing the lyrics it's hilarious!

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Evolved
Zekeling
posted 07-30-06 05:33 AM EDT (US)     11 / 11       
This is my best I think.

I'm trying to revive this forum right now, as it's posting had stopped. Now it's sorta getting more posts, partly thanks to the RoL Haikus.

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